THERE was drama at a local lodge when a CHEATING married woman was caught red handed having quality time with a ‘boyfriend’.
Portia Jowa (35) was caught red handed by her husband Herbert Jowa (40) on the verge of HORIZONTAL GYMNASTICS with a man, who was only identified as Emmanuel, at Aqua Lodge opposite the Harare Exhibition Park.
They were about to hold an EXHIBITION of their own it would seem! As is often the case, all this occurred in the presence of the long lens of H-Metro and Portia received arguably the worst hiding of her life as her hubby’s relatives made away with her clothes as exhibit for the pending adultery court case. The scenario caused a stir at the lodge forcing some other couples who were booked at the lodge to come out half naked, cutting short their own sessions of hide-the-salami.
This made a multiple exposé as couples jostled to cover their faces upon noticing the H-Metro lens!
They too were being ‘naughty’ outside their matrimonial beds it would seem! Portia runs a backdoor canteen at ZIB Heights at Flat Number 1, 48 Central Avenue where she sells food and now it has been proven that she sells her THIGHS as well. All the dirty linen was washed in public amid revelations that love potions had been used on Herbert for the 18 years they had been married.
Also stunning were revelations that Portia made maximum use of prophets to get TOTAL control of Herbert while a 1Rand coin as well as clothes had been used for rituals to ‘TAME’ Herbert. And while he was being tamed, the HOT RODS of other men were busy taming his wife’s whats-its-name as they went in and out like a YOYO freely and under the nose of a subdued Herbert!
One Madzimai Eliza of Glen View 7 was fingered as the prophetess who was behind the ‘taming’ of Herbert and as Herbert confesses he has been introduced to several of Portia’s boyfriends as potions were at work. Herbert had always suspected that his wife (with whom they are married under Chapter 5:11) had been cheating on him for the past 18 years that they had been married.
“This woman has been cheating on me for the past 17 years or so. Ndanga ndakabikwa ini (love potions were at work). “We have four children with this woman but she has been abusing me. She used to beat me up until I moved out of my own flat to let her stay alone,” lamented Herbert. Herbert said he moved out on June 4 this year so that he could have ample space to investigate Portia’s shenenigans.
“This woman would always say that she was tired whenever I wanted to exercise my conjugal rights. I then knew that she was dating a lot of men and she even confessed that she had the SEX OF HER LIFE at a Borrowdale lodge some time ago,” said Herbert and Portia concurred when H-Metro asked the woman to confirm the allegations.
11On Wednesday night Herbert wanted to prove that his wife was a two timer and readily available sex mate and arranged that one man requests quality time with her. Portia accepted the proposal and started sending love messages to Emmanuel. One of the messages read, “Ndoda kuva newe wombonzwawo zvandiri. Bonus yangu ndoida chicken inn ye 3 dollars hayo (I want you to have a feel of me. I want my bonus of a US$3 Chicken Inn meal only).”
The THIGH vendor was offering her THIGH services in exchange for CHICKEN THIGHS from Chicken Inn; they must have been too juicy to resist! Another read, “Wake wake ndatotota ndodiko panemacustoma.” Little did Portia know that the messages were being forwarded to her husband as she continued being more and more raunchy. “Daddy I love you very serious m***o yako irikuita seirimo shaa ndirikutonakirwa newe ini ndiri ndoga switie,” read one of the messages.
Another reads; “…Ndekapi ndekapi..magaro anopera neku driver usingazorore. Ndimi munozotinetsa muchingoti mukaisa *** mobva ****** ini ndisati ndambokunzwa. Wako P.” Little did Portia know that she was being trapped until she was caught red handed with another man. Acting on a tip off, H-Metro followed Emmanuel and Portia from the ZIB Heights Flat to Aqua Lodge where they booked for an hour of SERIOUS business.
And as they had undressed and readied for the juicy act, the H-Metro lens imposed itself for a THREESOME and spoiled the impending party! A fight erupted as Herbert and one of his younger brothers went on a rampage to beat the cheating woman. But it was not until Herbert’s younger brother received his own share as Portia fought back and bit his arm.
After failing to get her ‘catch’ to sink something into HER she decided to sink her TEETH into the party spoilers! Portia’s son called looking for his mother only to be answered by his father who narrated the whole ordeal. “Is it true mum?” asked the son and Portia said it was affirmative before the son hung up the phone. When H-Metro left the scene, all the parties were driving in four vehicles to Milton Park Police Station for justice to take its course.
Portia was only wrapped in a bed-spread when she left for the station under which her steamy hot and sweat dripping body lay; which was supposed to be given to Emmanuel as a sacrifice to the fine tried and tested rite of sex and sexual satisfaction that never was!. Herbert and his relatives are said to have proceeded to the flat where they threw Portia’s belongings out.
As they packed Portia’s belongings they stumbled upon a cloth with inscriptions for holy divination. “PORTIA JOWA MHOFU YEMUKONO. Murume wangu dzoka mumba. Ramba kufurirwa. Vakadzi vekunze siyana navo, funga nezvangu chete. Hama dzinoputsa siyana nadzo. Ziva zvemhuri yako chete (Come back home my husband. Don’t listen to what relatives say. Think about me only and your family).” It appears that’s the spell that had been cast on Herbert so that he wouldn’t stray from the matrimonial bedroom although he was sex starved.
*Story by H-Metro*